| Rank | Car | Time | Points | Peanut Gallery |
| 1 | Lancer Evo VIII | 11.3 | 110 | Torque, AWD, and a good driver |
| 2 | Lancer Evo X | 11.4 | 105 | Do hot shoe drag racers grow on trees? |
| 3 | R35 GT-R | 11.5 | 101 | Any monkey could run 11s in a R35 |
| 4 | Subaru Impreza L | 11.9 | 83 | Not a drag car, still impressive |
| 5 | R32 Skyline GT-R | 12.3 | 65 | First time drag racing ever |
| 6 | Nissan 350Z | 12.7 | 46 | AWD launches are hard to beat |
| 7 | BMW 325i | 12.8 | 42 | Any other day, this would be amazing |
| 8 | Mazda3 | 13.4 | 15 | So fast, it broke itself |
| 9 | Audi Coupe Quattro | 13.5 | 10 | Simply not enough power |